Obituary Tag

Last night I was tagged in OddGhoulOut’s self created Obituary tag. I suggest you all go and check out her response because it was hilarious! You can see it here.

She states:

“I’ve been working in The Writing Studio at Georgia State today, when a worried student came in for some assistance. She was assigned to write an obituary for her Journalism class. This obituary was to be written about the professor of her course. I’d never heard of anyone assigning something like this (probably because it’s morbid), but it’s very practical to learn for Journalism. From there, I had an idea. I thought what a good tag/challenge it would be for fellow bloggers to write an obituary about themselves. (not to mention a bit of morbid fun)”

I agree completely about the morbid fun!

So, Here’s the rules:

1. Link back to whoever tagged you.
2. Put these rules in your tag. 
3. Write an obituary about yourself (it can be as funny or as serious as you like).
4. Write about a paragraph or two (or more if necessary) in length.
5. You may tag up to 10 people, and be sure to link to them.
6. Have fun, because creative writing is one of the greatest joys in life!

 Obituary:

Sarah Walrus wasn’t an incredible power of this city. Meaning that you may well be wondering why I think dedicating a space to this women is appropriate. To be honest it isn’t appropriate and in a week when this round of newspapers is thrown out she will be forgotten. Ms. Walrus passed away last Thursday evening, found DOA in her second home in Sydney’s inner West. The scene was not pretty, found with herds of her many cat’s feeding off the large gun-shot wound in the centre-front of her head. Sarah Walrus should not be remembered by her suicide, she should be remembered for her narcissism (that led to her completing a full face of cosmetics before suicide), her disdain for all of the human race (yes even all her friends) and her acute and constant paranoia that she could die at any moment (a bit late for that) that ruled her life. She will be missed and her books forever used as cheap firewood.

Her funeral will be held on August 31st. So, come and show respects. If not to show respects at least to join in on throwing an original piece her her writing (or artwork) into the fire of the crematorium.

Tag’s:

1. Dani
2. Amy
3. Natalie
4. Caitlin

Sary’s Funeral: Part 4 -Last Part

 Here are the last set of photo’s from the cemetery.

Now that I think of it, I’m shocked at how many I

actually took! Click for a larger view.

Best Wishes,

-Sary

One of the only graves without a body plate thing.

Sary’s Funeral: Part 2

I don’t know if this is true but when ever I see pictures of American graves or another countries generally they only have a head stone (of course not all other countries). All of the one’s surrounding my area have a full body section.

Well, we went to the cemetery, kind of near my house. It’s very nice there, peaceful. It’s horrible to see what sort of state some of the graves were in; I don’t understand how people could be so disrespectful? I try my hardest not to be too loud, obey rules and not to stand on any graves.

Anyway, here are my photos (though there are still two more parts)! Click to get a larger picture.

-Sary

Sary’s Funeral: Part 1

My good friend Sary (We have the same name) is leaving town to live with her boy friend. I decided it would be a good idea to instead of having a going away party but to have a going away funeral. It makes much more sense! So here are some pictures. The actual cemetery pictures will be in the part two.

We found these pretty cute cups and sat on the side walk of a random street. There we drank and ate before going to the cemetery.

Best Wishes,
-Sary

Outfit Post: A Very Grumpy Walrus

-angry face-

 Holiday’s are always pretty horrible in my opinion. Mostly because a fair part of my personality is being busy all the time. Today’s been pretty bad because when attempting to take pictures I found a large yellow circle of goo on my skirt. I was already feeling pretty depressed. It’s rather funny that a bit of yellow goo pushed me back into it.

Anyway, on a brighter note. I finished sewing this ‘waistcoat’. It is my first one and am not very proud of it. It could have been so much better.

The wind was blowing and I decided not to wear my bloomers because mum was ranting about how it was such a lovely warm day. Actually it was not, it’s windy and uncomfortable. This picture was taken while trying to hold my skirt down. The majority of my clothes are in the wash, so don’t blame me for the badly chosen sock.

I haven’t felt good enough to wear make up lately. Though I do have my friends going away funeral on Saturday. I have my outfit planned. It shall look lovely.

Plus, I cut the majority of my fringe off. It honestly doesn’t look as bad as it does in the pictures. I’m in the process of growing out my blonde fringe so that I can start my new hair plan which involves Electric Lizzard!

So that’s about it,
Best wishes,
-Sary